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Song of Achilles
by Madeline Miller 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 5/5 ducklings tl:dr: I thought I knew how this 3000 year old story ended, and I did, and yet some how Madeline Miller surprised me and I may never recover. I am not ok. I have been emotionally devastated, I am broken and I truly will never be the same. As dramatic as that sounds, it’s true, I finished this in my car while on my lunch break at work and had to go back to work and pretend I hadn’t just had my heart ripped out and trampled on by a li
Aug 18


The Gravewood
by Kelly Andrew 🐣🐣🐣🐣 4/5 ducklings tl;dr what happens when your boyfriend’s boyfriend’s sister goes missing in a forest that may or may not literally eat people? Um. What the hell did I just read? I haven’t yelled at a book this much in very long time. I went on a picnic and decided it was time to leave the third time I yelled “Oh, shit!” and got some concerned looks from two lovely people playing with their dogs. I had so much fun reading The Gravewood! It’s the kind of
Jun 15


A Vow Made Twice
by Emma Denny 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 5/5 ducklings tl;dr: Ash finally gets his happy ending! A perfect ending for a perfect series. I’ve waited a long time for Ash’s story and I'm so glad I finally got to read his happy ending and watch my favorite grumpy eldest child heal in so many ways. If you have talked books with me any time since 2022, I’ve probably gushed at you about One Night in Hartswood . It’s a lovely tale of Medieval queer romance with a happy ending that found me at exactl
Jan 27


Wayward Souls
by Susan J. Morris 🐣🐣🐣🐣 4/5 ducklings tl;dr men are the worst…nope, that’s it. Men are the worst. This sequel to Strange Beasts is a fun gaslamp fantasy romp that reunites me with two of my favorite fictional women right now. I was so happy to be back with Sam and Hel and watch them solve the latest mystery while being harassed by various men. The events of Strange Beasts left their marks on Samantha Harker and Dr. Helena Moriarty. Sam still has flashbacks to her encounte
Jan 21


Cinder House
by Freya Marske 🐣🐣🐣🐣 4/5 ducklings tl;dr can a dead girl become a house? Can a house feel rage? Can a house fall in love? Can a house...
Oct 6, 2025


Among the Burning Flowers
by Samantha Shannon 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 5/5 ducklings tl;dr those side characters from the main story you had questions about? Yeah, this is about...
Sep 8, 2025


Strange Unearthly Things
by Kelly Creagh 🦆🦆🦆3/5 ducklings tl;dr: Reincarnation is a bitch. I’ll be very honest, the only reason I picked this book up at all is...
Sep 4, 2025


The Starving Saints 2: Medieval Boogaloo
I'm definitely reaching, but I love a deep literary analysis.
Jul 26, 2025


The Starving Saints
by Caitlin Starling 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 6/5 ducklings - yes, that's 6 ducklings, no I'm not good at math, but that's not relevant here. It's my...
Jul 15, 2025


Throwback Read: The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins 🐣🐣🐣 3/5 ducklings tl;dr: child gladiators duke it out in the world's most brutal game of Survivor...
Jun 27, 2025


To Clutch A Razor
🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 5/5 ducklings tl;dr: Never make a deal with Baba Yaga. You’ll probably get stabbed. Oh. My. God. What a read. This is the...
May 26, 2025


These Violent Delights
By Chloe Gong 4/5 🐣🐣🐣🐣 t;dr What if Juliet was a badass? What if Romeo wasn’t a little shit? What if you upended the trope, gave it...
May 14, 2025


A Power Unbound
By Freya Marske tl;dr: A sociopath’s plans for a magical dictatorship come to fruition and our motley crew of assorted magical persons...
Jan 5, 2025


Scrimshaw
By Ethan M. Aldridge 5/5 ducklings 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 tl;dr Nev finds a skull with mysterious carvings on it in the Deephaven basement. Then bad...
Dec 14, 2024


Deephaven
By Ethan M. Aldrigde 5/5 ducklings 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 tl;dr Nev’s new school is hiding a dark secret and, along with their best friend Danny,...
Dec 10, 2024


Strange Beasts
By Susan J. Morris Originally published October 2024 Strange Beasts by Susan J. Morris 4/5 🐣🐣🐣🐣 tl;dr The daughters of two of the...
Oct 10, 2024


Divine Rivals
By Rebecca Ross 4/5 ducklings 🐣🐣🐣🐣 tl;dr Iris Winnow spent months spilling her guts to a stranger on the internet (the internet being...
Oct 8, 2024


Come Out, Come Out
By Natalie C. Parker Originally published September 2024 3/5 ducklings 🐣🐣🐣 tl;dr The real horror is homophobia. *** Something lives in...
Sep 12, 2024


This Gilded Abyss
By Rebecca Thorne Originally published March 2019 4/5 🐣🐣🐣🐣 tl;dr: Two exes are forced to spend time together on a dangerous mission...
Mar 31, 2019
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